The Ultimate Beano Would You Rather Quiz!
Get inside the heads of Dennis, Gnasher and their friends and make some tricky decisions in this awesome quiz!
In the brand new Beano Would You Rather? book, Dennis, Gnasher and their friends put their Numskulls to the test and consider all manner of weird and wacky would you rather questions. To give you a taste of the book – which has over 200 brain-bending choices – here are 10 tricky questions which need some extremely serious thought!
1/10 Would you rather...
- Win £10,000, but never eat a pie again in your life 0.9 %
- Owe Dennis £1,000, but receive 10,000 pies? 0.1 %
2/10 Would you rather...
- Your farts smell like cupcakes but you must go on a sausage-free diet one month a year 0.8 %
- You have sausages on demand, but all your farts smell like rotten eggs 0.2 %
3/10 Would you rather...
- Become forever famous for falling on your face in a cowpat 0.3 %
- Become famous for just 15 minutes for pulling a cool stunt 0.7 %
4/10 Would you rather...
- Become the smartest person on the planet, but your best invention is a pill that makes people’s farts smell of raspberries 0.5 %
- You become stupid as soon as you become an adult, but before you do, you manage to invent a teleportation device? 0.5 %
5/10 Would you rather...
- Have the brain of a yeti but the body of a human 0.3 %
- The brain of a human but the body of a yeti 0.7 %
6/10 Would you rather...
- Become the world’s luckiest kid, but you’re terrified of everything 0.6 %
- Remain the world’s unluckiest kid, but you’re not afraid of anything 0.4 %
7/10 Would you rather...
- Get out of doing homework for a month, but you accidentally call the teacher mum in front of the whole school 0.7 %
- Organise the best prank in front of the whole school, but you get double homework for a year because of it 0.3 %
8/10 Would you rather...
- Have the head of a dog but the body of a human 0.6 %
- The body of a dog but the head of a man 0.4 %
9/10 Would you rather...
- Live in a giant castle but with no wi-fi 0.2 %
- Live in a shed full of the latest technology 0.8 %
10/10 Would you rather...
- Come up with the best, most flamboyant pranks, but all of them backfire and wind up injuring someone 0.3 %
- Your pranks all go perfectly, but they’re so tiny that no one even notices them 0.7 %
The Beano Would You Rather? book is out now and you can get it from the Beano shop and all good booksellers!