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55 Funny Google Jokes for Kids to Satisfy Your Search

Tired of searching for some computer-based gags? They're all right here!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 5th 2022

Google is useful for finding all kinds of facts on the internet. You can even use it to search for funny animal photos, too. We've rounded up the funniest Google jokes and placed them on one handy page for your delight. 

Once you've had your fill of search engine silliness, why not check out these  hilarious science jokes, nerdy computer gags and epic Fortnite jokes?

How was the sun reviewed on Google?

1 star!

What do you call medical students who graduated online?

Google DOCS!

Why is Google like a submarine?

The problems start when you open too many windows!

Why was Google not available?

They'd gone PHISHING!

Why did Google leave the shop?

It was just browsing!

Why does Google like to have for dessert?

A cookie!

What does Google use to buy things?


Why did Google cross the road?

To get to the other SITE!

Why did Google not go to the wedding?

The reception was terrible!

How did the hard drive beat Google in a fight?

It had BACK-UP!

Why did Google go to the dentist?

To check it's bluetooth!

What type of shoes does Google wear?


Why did Google break up with the iPhone?

It got too SIRI-ous!

what do you get when you cross Google with a car?

A search engine!

What do you call a Google hubcap?

Google CHROME!

Why did Google punch the keyboard?

Because it said 'hit any key to continue!'

Why couldn't the boa constrictor use google?

It ate the mouse!

Why did Google and the wi-fi router get married?

Because they had a connection!

What do you get when you cross Google with a duck?

Webbed feet!

What do you get when you cross Google with a pig?


What do you get when you cross Google with a Crocodile?

A mega-BYTE!

What do you get when you cross Google with a freezer?

Cold hard data!

How does the fisherman use Google?

With his interNET!

What's the stickiest search engine?


Why does google love Christmas jumpers?

Because it's compatible with softWEAR!

Why did Google break up with the keyboard?

It wasn't their TYPE!

How did Google get out of prison?

It pressed the escape key!

Who does Google call when it's in trouble?

A screensaver!

What sport does Google do in its spare time?

Surfs the net!

Where does Google go for a drink of water?

The search bar!

Why are elephants and Google similar?

They have lots of memory!

Why did Google keep coughing?

It had a computer virus!

What did Uber and Google call their baby? 


How do dogs watch videos on Google?

They press paws!

How did the bank robber choose his next target?

He used Google safe search!

Why did Gmail reject the password ‘14days’?

It was two weak!

A police officer pointing

How does a tree use Gmail?

They log in!

A massive tree

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell!

A singing computer

What is a popular search engine for ghosts?


A ghost

What is Google’s favourite snack?


Chips and mustard

Why did the Google laptop keep sneezing?

It has virus!

A laptop

What did the Google employee have for lunch?

A byte to eat!

A sandwich

Where is the best place to hide your sweets?

Page 2 of Google!

A bag of sweets

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael Googlé!

A man in a green shirt and tie singing

What do search engine do babies use?

Google Ga Ga!

A baby

Why was the Google phone wearing glasses?

It had misplaced its contacts!

A mobile phone wearing glasses

Why was the Google employee late to work?

They had a hard drive!

A man looking at his watch because he is late for work

Why did the chimps share an Amazon account?

They were Prime mates!

Two chimps

Why was the Cookie Monster upset?

Because Google asked if he wanted to delete his cookies!

A sad cookie fan

What was the old Google office covered in?


A laptop on a big spider web

Why are some internet users so selfish?

Because they're all meme meme meme!

A man with his arms folded

What does a search engine wear in the water?

Swimming googles!

I searched Google for the best way to light a firework...

It came up with over a million matches!


What did the turkey say to the computer?

“Google, google, google!”

A turkey on the laptop

Why did the spider use Google?

To find some cool websites!

A spider on a keyboard
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