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20 Roblox Jokes Which Will Rock Your Block

Check out these side-splitting Roblox jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 10th 2023

Everyone in the world – plus their pet – is a fan of Roblox, so we've rounded up the very best in game-themed rib-ticklers

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What did the job advert for a deep sea diver say?

They need to be able to work under pressure!

A deep sea diver

What do you get when you cross Piggy with a cactus?

A porky-pine!


What's the difference between a pizza and this pizza joke?

This pizza joke can't be topped!


What kind of dress does a house wear?


A house

What happened to the vegetable thief?

They were sentenced to one year in kale!

A criminal and a bunch of kale

Why did the bee have sticky hair?

They used a honeycomb!


Did you hear about the person who caught a cold on a carousel?

There was something going around!

A carousel in a theme park

Why did the zombie comedian get booed?

He was telling rotten jokes!

A zombie comedian

Why does a leopard always lose at hide and seek?

They’re always spotted!


Where are sharks from?


A shark

What does a dentist do before going on a roller coaster?

They brace themselves!

A Roblox character next to a rollercoaster

Where do zombies watch TV?

The living room!

A Roblox Zombie game

What do you call a burger bar at the bottom of the sea?

A scuba diner!

Scuba Diving

What do you call Piggy with a sore throat?



What's the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one?

...the delivery!

A pizza

What’s soft and slippery?

A soft slipper!

Fashion Famous

Why did the painting go to jail?

Because it was framed!

Roblox jail game

What was Piggy doing in the kitchen?

Bacon cakes!


What did one bee say to the naughty bee?


A Roblox bee
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