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20 Smelly Jokes That Don't Stink

The strongest funny smelly jokes from Beano...

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 22nd 2021

Take a whiff of these stinky jokes... we've got a phew! And once you're done here give our fart jokes, gross jokes and poop jokes a sniff too.

Plus we've got jokes of every flavour in the Joke Generator.

What's brown and sits in the forest?

Winnie's Pooh!

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

Why are ninja farts so dangerous?

They're silent but deadly!

What is smelly and strong?

A cheese lifting weights!

How can you tell if a clown has just farted?

They smell funny!

How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold it's nose!

How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?

Quite a phew!

When should you stop telling fart jokes?

When everyone tells you they stink!

What colour is a belch?


What do you call a smelly fairy?


What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells!

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Why does Piglet smell of farts?

Because he plays with Pooh!

What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?

Puss 'n' Toots!

What’s invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbit farts!

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What’s the smelliest city in America?

Phew York!

Why does a Brontosaurus have a long neck?

Because its feet smell.

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

To become ex-stinked!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Smellmop. Smellmop who?

Ew! No thanks!

What did one snowman say to the other?

Can you smell carrots?

Why are dinosaurs no longer around?

Because their eggs stink.

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