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10 Spider-Man Jokes That Are the Best on the Web

Here are the best Spider-Man jokes in the world... With great puns comes great responsibility - to share them!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 22nd 2021

These spectacular Spider-Man jokes are Marvel-ous!

Kapow! Yes, set your spidey senses tingling with these funny Spider-Man jokes.

Don't miss our superhero jokes, Marvel jokes or Batman jokes whilst you're here!

What is Spiderman’s favourite day of the week?


What does Peter Parker call LEGO Spiderman?

His alter-LEGO!

What's Spider-Man's favourite month?


Why was Aunt May worried about Spider-Man?

He was spending too much time on the web!

What's the difference between Spider-Man and a unicorn?

Nothing - they're both fictional creatures!

Why does Spider-Man always flush the toilet?

Because it's his doody!

Who gets travel sick when he tries to destroy New York?

The Green Goblin!

Why didn't Spider-Man save the day?

He couldn't get out of the bath!

What month does Spider-Man hate?


Where did Black Widow and Spider-Man first meet?

On the web!

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